•  what vegetable is measured like diamonds?

                       carrots    ( carats )

  • which is the most hungry country ?

                       hung(a)ry

  • what is the oldest piece of furniture in the world?

                       The mutipication table

  • what money that girls most like ?

                       Matrimoney

  • what is the difference between one cent and a dollar?

                       99 cents

  • how a poor man is called wnen he is eating?

                       Poor Eater

  • when do 2 and 2 make more thane 4?

                      when they make 22

  • when is money damp( wet ) ?

                      when it is due ( dew )

  • what is that always coming , but never arrives?

             tommorow ! when it arrives.it is today.

  • when is a bright idea like a clock?

                            when it strikes one

  • what is the difference between a silor and broken clocks ?

                   the sailor goes to the sea and                             the clocks cease  to go

  • what is the difference between christopher columbus and the lid of a dish ?

           one is a discoverer and the other one is

           dish-coverer.

               

 

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